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  • The Bizzy Museum

     

    Within these hallowed halls, you’ll discover the most comprehensive Bizzy archive to date. Deep cuts, fringe projects and all the dusty Bizzy ephemera you never knew you didn’t need.

  • Gallery 1: Short Humor

    Published in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture, The Belladonna, Points in Case and The Establishment

    Brunch Recipes for When Your Therapist Is on Vacation

     

    Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony 

     

    Extreme Paint 'n' Sip

     

    Honest Missed-Delivery Slips

     

    How to Move Heavy Furniture By Yourself

     

    How to Talk About Your Screenplay In Any Social Situation

     

    I'm More than a Mother

     

    I'm Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

     

    New Oscar Categories

    Your Subscription to Humor Is About to Expire

    New Tony Award Categories

    Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry / ISIS Recruitment Party

    Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal

    Sexistential Quandaries

    Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date

    Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones

    What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?

    Why Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?

  • Gallery 2: Scribblewits

    My labor of love — a secret history of funny women back in time and around the world

    Scribblewits
  • Gallery 3: Cartoons

    Words by Bizzy. Art by Lia Strasser. Cartoons appear in The New Yorker, Weekly Humorist and The River Reporter.

  • Gallery 4: Stage & Screenplays

    Click for downloadable PDF scripts

    Butternut Village

    A comedy series pilot about the mischief and mayhem amongst the residents and staff of a senior living facility.

     

    Can of Beans

    A ten-minute comedy stage play for three characters. The discovery of a magical can of beans threatens to tear a marriage apart.

     

    Sorry for Everything

    A full-length drama screenplay about a suburban cult. Winner of 2022 NYSCA/NYFA Artist Fellowship in Screenwriting.

  • Special Exhibit: Coy to the World

    A 40th birthday zine published March 21, 1984, featuring published and unpublished short humor, screenplay excerpts, poems, ephemera and juvenilia

  • Gallery 5: More Short Humor

    Deep cuts from my secret archives

    8 Medieval Hypocrisies

     

    A Walking Tour of My Irish Faux Pas

     

    Animals Pitch the Network

     

    Congratulations on Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All

     

    Help, I Have an Infestation of Frankensteins

     

    I Can't, I Have to Go Home and Feed My Captive

     

    I'd Be Thrilled to Officiate Your Wedding

     

    I'm Sorry I'm Only an Attempted Murderer

     

    Look at Me, I'm Shouting "Bravo!"

     

    Retail Therapy

     

    Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent

     

    That's the Last Time I Plan a Heist on Facebook Events

     

    The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined

     

    We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room

     

    What I Imagine It Is Like to Be Rich

     

    Winter Blues Band for Hire

  • Short Fiction

    Experiments in literary brevity

    "No Bird She Knows"

    The Catskiller Issue 5 Winter 2025

    "Buttered Toast"

    Grand Journal Issue 6 2024

    "Ruminants"

    Litt Magazine Issue 2 Fall 2024

    "The Beautiful Uncut Hair of Graves"

    Runner up in the Tennessee Williams & New Orleans Literary Festival Fiction Contest

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    Special Exhibit: Bumpkin Buddies

    This original comic book was published in January 2024. Written by Bizzy Coy, illustrated by Evan Coy.

  • Gallery 6: Non-fiction Storytelling

    These true stories are meant to be heard aloud, but read them if you must

    General Spring - debuted at Yarnslingers @ Deep Water Literary Fest in Narrowsburg, NY on June 23, 2024

    22 Facts About My Grandmother - debuted at Yarnslingers @ Cafe Adella Dori in Callicoon, NY on November 18, 2018

    Did I Merit Mention in the Family Christmas Newsletter? - debuted at the Tusten Theater in Narrowsburg, NY on Sunday, December 15, 2019

    I Am the Troll Who Lives Under the Narrowsburg Bridge - debuted at the Tusten Theater in Narrowsburg, NY on May 25, 2024

    My Big Modern Love Column - debuted at An Evening of Humorous Readings at HiFi Bar in NYC on November 14, 2016

    Windshield Wipers - debuted at Yarnslingers @ Seminary Hill Cidery in Callicoon, NY

  • Gallery 7: Musical Theater

    Dark and funny musicals in collaboration with NO HOPE Productions

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    Sweet Baby Jesus

    A collection of original songs and one-act musicals written with Tim Aumiller and Scott Schneider of NO HOPE Productions. Premiered May 18, 2015 at The Cell in NYC.

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    Teach Me to Sing

    A full-length musical written with Tim Aumiller and Scott Schneider of NO HOPE Productions. Premiered May 29, 2014 at New York Theater Barn's New Works Series.

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    Monsters

    A full-length musical written with Tim Aumiller and Scott Schneider of NO HOPE Productions. Premiered May 12 2019 at The Duplex. Headlined New York Theater Barn's New Works Series on December 2, 2019 at the Daryl Roth Theatre.

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    Gallery 8: Free Guides for Writers

    For you, from me

    Bizzy Coy's Super Secret Guide to Freelance Copywriting

    52 pages of my best copywriting advice, culled from 13 years of Biz in the biz

    Bizzy Coy's Terrifying Guide for Writers Applying for Grants & Residencies

    39 pages of grant application tips and scathing personal opinions

  • Special Exhibit: The Bizzy Coy Show

    A 27-episode YouTube series that ran from December 7, 2008 to September 12, 2010. Featuring a cast of dozens, in-studio interviews and scripted comedy sketches. Classic episodes include "Flossing," "Behind the Scenes at the Bizzy Coy Show" Parts 1 & 2 and "Fan Mail."

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