
The Bizzy Museum
Within these hallowed halls, you’ll discover the most comprehensive Bizzy archive to date. Deep cuts, fringe projects and all the dusty Bizzy ephemera you never knew you didn’t need.
Gallery 1: Short Humor
Published in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture, The Belladonna, Points in Case and The Establishment
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Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry / ISIS Recruitment Party
Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal
Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date
Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones
What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?
Gallery 2: Scribblewits
My labor of love — a secret history of funny women back in time and around the world
Gallery 3: Cartoons
Words by Bizzy. Art by Lia Strasser.
Gallery 4: Stage & Screenplays
Click for downloadable PDF scripts
A full-length drama screenplay about a woman getting her life back together after leaving suburban cult. Winner of the 2022 NYSCA/NYFA Artist Fellowship in Screenwriting/Playwriting.
A comedy series pilot about the mischief and mayhem amongst the residents and staff of a senior living facility. Co-written with Evan Coy.
A ten-minute comedy stage play for three characters. The discovery of a magical can of beans threatens to tear a marriage apart.
Special Exhibit: Coy to the World
A 40th birthday zine published March 21, 2024, featuring published and unpublished short humor, screenplay excerpts, poems, ephemera and juvenilia
Gallery 5: More Short Humor
Deep cuts from my secret archives
Gallery 6: Short Fiction
Experiments in literary brevity
The Catskiller Issue 5 Winter 2025
Grand Journal Issue 6 2024
"Ruminants"
Litt Magazine Issue 2 Fall 2024
"The Beautiful Uncut Hair of Graves"
Forthcoming in Pithead Chapel (Oct. 2025)
Runner up in the Tennessee Williams & New Orleans Literary Festival Fiction Contest
Gallery 7: Musical Theater
Dark and funny musicals in collaboration with NO HOPE Productions
Sweet Baby Jesus
A collection of original songs and one-act musicals written with Tim Aumiller and Scott Schneider of NO HOPE Productions. Premiered May 18, 2015 at The Cell in NYC.
Teach Me to Sing
A full-length musical written with Tim Aumiller and Scott Schneider of NO HOPE Productions. Premiered May 29, 2014 at New York Theater Barn's New Works Series.
Monsters
A full-length musical written with Tim Aumiller and Scott Schneider of NO HOPE Productions. Premiered May 12 2019 at The Duplex. Headlined New York Theater Barn's New Works Series on December 2, 2019 at the Daryl Roth Theatre.