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        • Bizzy Coy

          World's Bestest Writer*

        • what is a "bizzy"?

          Sadly, nobody knows, but nevertheless I shall try to explain

          Freelance Sr. Copywriter

          Agency clients: Deloitte, Character, Situation Interactive. Brand clients: Disney, NBCUniversal, Ad Council, NJPAC, Blue Man Group, Penguin Random House, Mediabistro, Roundabout Theatre Company, Wicked, many Broadway shows. Specialties: voice development, scriptwriting, comedy punch-up, web copy, brand campaigns, naming, messaging strategy, long lists.

          Humor Writer

          Short humorous fiction published in The New Yorker's Daily Shouts, McSweeney's, Vulture (formerly Splitsider), The Belladonna, Points in Case, The Establishment.

          Woman of Occasionally High Esteem

          2020-21 Fulbright Winner, MA Dublin City University, MacDowell Fellowship, Bethel Woods Teaching Artist, DVAA Individual Artist Grant, Puffin Foundation Grant, Platte Clove Artist Residency.

        • photos by jorge colombo
          photos by jorge colombo
          photos by jorge colombo
        • Bizzy blathers

          My published writings, in a specific order, the logic of which I shan't reveal

          Brunch Recipes for When Your Therapist Is on Vacation

           

          How to Move Heavy Furniture by Yourself

           

          I'm More Than a Mother

           

          Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date

           

          Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones

           

          I'm Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

           

          Sexistential Quandaries

           

          Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal

           

          New Tony Award Categories

           

          Other New Oscar Categories

           

          How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

           

          Why Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?

           

          Honest Missed-Delivery Slips

           

          What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?

           

          Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony

           

          I'm Sorry I'm Only an Attempted Murderer

           

          Introducing Extreme Paint 'n' Sip

           

          I'd Be Thrilled to Officiate Your Wedding

           

          Congratulations on Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All

           

          I Can't, I Have to Go Home and Feed My Captive

           

          Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent

           

          Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party

           

          Retail Therapy

           

          List: Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes

           

          We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room

           

          That's the Last Time I Plan an Art Heist on Facebook Events

           

          The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined

           

          How I Imagine it Is to Be Rich

           

          Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Alt-Right Boyfriend

           

          Winter Blues Band for Hire

           

          How to Procrastinate Like Dorothy Parker

        • Bizzy gets bizzy

          What the everloving heck is she up to now?

          Live events

          3/20/22: Yarnslingers storytelling @ Seminary Hill Cidery, Callicoon, NY

          10/20/21: Freelancing Fabulously @ The International Festival of Copywriting

          10/8/21: Game Your Fee @ The International Festival of Copywriting

          9/13/21: The Sleeper Hit Podcast

          8/18/21: Writers on Film @ Bar Veloce, Narrowsburg, NY

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          A free 40-page Google Doc jammed with all my worst freelancing advice

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