Bizzy Coy
World's Bestest Writer*
what is a "bizzy"?
Sadly, nobody knows, but nevertheless I shall try to explain
Freelance Sr. Copywriter + Creative Director
Agency clients: Deloitte Digital, Character, Situation Interactive, Town Hall. Brand clients: Disney, NBCUniversal, Ad Council, Cornell Business School, Harvard Online, University of San Diego, NJPAC, Girl Scouts USA, Blue Man Group, Penguin Random House, Mediabistro, Roundabout Theatre Company, Wicked. Specialties: voice development, scriptwriting, comedy punch-up, web copy, brand campaigns, naming, messaging strategy, long lists.
Humor Writer
Short humorous fiction published in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture (formerly Splitsider), The Belladonna, Points in Case, The Establishment.
Woman of Occasionally High Esteem
2022 NYSCA/NYFA Artist Fellowship in Playwriting/Screenwriting, 2020-21 Fulbright Winner, MA Dublin City University, MacDowell Fellowship, Bethel Woods Teaching Artist, DVAA Individual Artist Grant, Puffin Foundation Grant, Platte Clove Artist Residency.
Bizzy blathers
My published writings, in a specific order, the logic of which I shan't reveal
Brunch Recipes for When Your Therapist Is on Vacation
How to Move Heavy Furniture by Yourself
Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date
Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones
I'm Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary
Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal
How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation
Why Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?
What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?
Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony
I'm Sorry I'm Only an Attempted Murderer
Introducing Extreme Paint 'n' Sip
I'd Be Thrilled to Officiate Your Wedding
Congratulations on Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All
I Can't, I Have to Go Home and Feed My Captive
Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party
List: Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes
We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room
That's the Last Time I Plan an Art Heist on Facebook Events
The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined
How I Imagine it Is to Be Rich
Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Alt-Right Boyfriend
Bizzy gets bizzy
What the everloving heck is she up to now?
Live events
9/4/22: Yarnslingers storytelling @ The Cochecton Pumphouse, Cochecton, NY
8/25/22: London Writers' Salon Expert Hour @ Zoom
3/20/22: Yarnslingers storytelling @ Seminary Hill Cidery, Callicoon, NY
10/20/21: Freelancing Fabulously @ The International Festival of Copywriting
10/8/21: Game Your Fee @ The International Festival of Copywriting
9/13/21: The Sleeper Hit Podcast
8/18/21: Writers on Film @ Bar Veloce, Narrowsburg, NY
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