Agency clients: Deloitte, Character, Situation Interactive. Brand clients: Disney, NBCUniversal, Ad Council, NJPAC, Blue Man Group, Penguin Random House, Mediabistro, Roundabout Theatre Company, Wicked, many Broadway shows. Specialties: voice development, scriptwriting, comedy punch-up, web copy, brand campaigns, naming, messaging strategy, long lists.

Short humorous fiction published in The New Yorker's Daily Shouts, McSweeney's, Vulture (formerly Splitsider), The Belladonna, Points in Case, The Establishment.

2020-21 Fulbright Winner, MA Dublin City University, MacDowell Fellowship, Bethel Woods Teaching Artist, DVAA Individual Artist Grant, Puffin Foundation Grant, Platte Clove Artist Residency.

Brunch Recipes for When Your Therapist Is on Vacation

How to Move Heavy Furniture by Yourself

I'm More Than a Mother

Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date

Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones

I'm Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

Sexistential Quandaries

Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal

New Tony Award Categories

Other New Oscar Categories

How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

Why Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?

Honest Missed-Delivery Slips

What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?

Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony

I'm Sorry I'm Only an Attempted Murderer

Introducing Extreme Paint 'n' Sip

I'd Be Thrilled to Officiate Your Wedding

Congratulations on Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All

I Can't, I Have to Go Home and Feed My Captive

Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent