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      • Bizzy Coy

        World's Bestest Writer*

      • what is a "bizzy"?

        Sadly, nobody knows, but nevertheless I shall try to explain

        Freelance Sr. Copywriter + Creative Director

        Agency clients: Deloitte Digital, Character, Situation Interactive, Town Hall. Brand clients: Disney, NBCUniversal, Ad Council, Cornell Business School, Harvard Online, University of San Diego, NJPAC, Girl Scouts USA, Blue Man Group, Penguin Random House, Mediabistro, Roundabout Theatre Company, Wicked. Specialties: voice development, scriptwriting, comedy punch-up, web copy, brand campaigns, naming, messaging strategy, long lists.

        Humor Writer

        Short humorous fiction published in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture (formerly Splitsider), The Belladonna, Points in Case, The Establishment.

        Woman of Occasionally High Esteem

        2022 NYSCA/NYFA Artist Fellowship in Playwriting/Screenwriting, 2020-21 Fulbright Winner, MA Dublin City University, MacDowell Fellowship, Bethel Woods Teaching Artist, DVAA Individual Artist Grant, Puffin Foundation Grant, Platte Clove Artist Residency.

      • photos by jorge colombo
        photos by jorge colombo
        photos by jorge colombo
      • Bizzy blathers

        My published writings, in a specific order, the logic of which I shan't reveal

        Brunch Recipes for When Your Therapist Is on Vacation

         

        How to Move Heavy Furniture by Yourself

         

        I'm More Than a Mother

         

        Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date

         

        Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones

         

        I'm Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

         

        Sexistential Quandaries

         

        Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal

         

        New Tony Award Categories

         

        Other New Oscar Categories

         

        How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

         

        Why Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?

         

        Honest Missed-Delivery Slips

         

        What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?

         

        Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony

         

        I'm Sorry I'm Only an Attempted Murderer

         

        Introducing Extreme Paint 'n' Sip

         

        I'd Be Thrilled to Officiate Your Wedding

         

        Congratulations on Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All

         

        I Can't, I Have to Go Home and Feed My Captive

         

        Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent

         

        Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party

         

        Retail Therapy

         

        List: Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes

         

        We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room

         

        That's the Last Time I Plan an Art Heist on Facebook Events

         

        The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined

         

        How I Imagine it Is to Be Rich

         

        Valentine's Day Gifts for Your Alt-Right Boyfriend

         

        Winter Blues Band for Hire

         

        How to Procrastinate Like Dorothy Parker

      • Bizzy gets bizzy

        What the everloving heck is she up to now?

        Live events

        9/4/22: Yarnslingers storytelling @ The Cochecton Pumphouse, Cochecton, NY

        8/25/22: London Writers' Salon Expert Hour @ Zoom

        3/20/22: Yarnslingers storytelling @ Seminary Hill Cidery, Callicoon, NY

        10/20/21: Freelancing Fabulously @ The International Festival of Copywriting

        10/8/21: Game Your Fee @ The International Festival of Copywriting

        9/13/21: The Sleeper Hit Podcast

        8/18/21: Writers on Film @ Bar Veloce, Narrowsburg, NY

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        A free 40-page Google Doc jammed with all my worst freelancing advice

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