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            Bizzy Coy

             

             

             

            Serious writer.

            Misunderstood genius.

            Notorious egg eater.

             

             

          • What Is a "Bizzy"?

             

            In a world of literary giants, no writer looms larger than Bizzy Coy. That is, perhaps, because she is standing on a chair. Once she falls off the chair, you will see that her loom is not particularly large at all. It is now safe to lure Bizzy closer with the promise of an eggy brunch.

             

            Short humorous fiction published in: The New Yorker, McSweeney's, Vulture, The Belladonna, Points in Case, The Establishment

             

            Awards and honors: 2022 NYSCA/NYFA Artist Fellowship in Playwriting/Screenwriting, 2020-21 Fulbright Winner, MA in Creative Writing from Dublin City University, MacDowell Fellowship, DVAA Individual Artist Grant, Puffin Foundation Grant, Platte Clove Artist Residency

          • Bizzy Blathers

            My published writings, in a specific order, the logic of which I shan't reveal

            Brunch Recipes for When Your Therapist Is on Vacation

             

            How to Move Heavy Furniture by Yourself

             

            Why Must Witches Do All the Chore-Magic?

             

            I'm More Than a Mother

             

            Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong on This Leaf-Peeping Date

             

            Welcome to Our Broadway Theatre; Please Turn On Your Phones

             

            I'm Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

             

            Sexistential Quandaries

             

            Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal

             

            New Tony Award Categories

             

            Other New Oscar Categories

            How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

             

            Honest Missed-Delivery Slips

             

            What Space-Time Is the Super Bowl?

             

            Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony

             

            I'm Sorry I'm Only an Attempted Murderer

             

            Introducing Extreme Paint 'n' Sip

             

            I'd Be Thrilled to Officiate Your Wedding

             

            Congratulations on Your New Baby, Who Must Save Us All

             

            I Can't, I Have to Go Home and Feed My Captive

             

            Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party

             

            Retail Therapy

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