Finally. You’re here! I’ve been waiting for you. Not in a creepy, stare-out-the-window way. In an anticipatory, gotta-vacuum-the-ol’-website-in-hopes-you-show-up way.

Bizzy Coy
A woman with short hair, wearing a patterned shirt and sweater, appears to be humorously upset or distressed while holding a notebook and a pen, sitting in a room with a window and bookshelves in the background.

I’m a humorist and a freelance copywriter.

I am perfectly sane.

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My 20 favorite short humor pieces from The New Yorker, McSweeney’s and beyond.

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