World's Bestest Writer
GET ALL UP IN MY BIZNESS
Nice to meet you! Here's what I do.
Who would have thought the biggest names in theater and entertainment would put their precious advertising in MY filthy hands? But it's true. I write website copy, emails, event descriptions—the whole shebang. I also jazz up lackluster job descriptions.
Brand voice consultation
Off in the distance, a brand is in danger. Their writing is so dull and boring that no consumers will engage with them! Oh, the horror! That's when I swoop in to Bizzify their brand voice—uncovering an authentic, vibrant personality that takes their business to the next level.
Humor writing and speaking
My funny fiction regularly appears in The New Yorker, McSweeney's and across the Internet. I write plays and musicals that are both disturbing and delightful. I also teach writing skills, read my work aloud at events and generally love to hear myself talk.
"I've known Bizzy Coy my entire life.
She's the real deal."
BIZZY IS ON BRAND
Some of the cool cats I write for
My latest and greatest humorous wordsmithery
McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Splitsider - Vulture
BIZZY GETS BUSY
What the heck am I up to now?
Come see me do stuff
1/28/20: An Evening of Humorous Readings @ Caveat, NYC
1/18/20: Free Reading @ Tusten-Cochecton Library, Narrowsburg, NY
12/15/19: Yarnslingers Holiday Storytelling @ Tusten Theatre, Narrowsburg, NY
11/16/19: Woodstock Storytelling @ Sunshine Hall Free Library, Eldred, NY
10/2/19: Youth Leadership Day @ Bethel Woods Center for the Arts, Bethel, NY
7/3/19: PLAY After Dark @ Bethel Woods Center for the Arts, Bethel, NY
6/21/19: Deep Water Literary Fest @ Narrowsburg Union, Narrowsburg, NY
3/2/19: Artist Fellowship Winners @ DVAA, Narrowsburg, NY
2/16/19: Yarnslingers @ Callicoon Theater, NY
Gaze upon my recent achievements
2019 Bethel Woods Teaching Artist
2019 Delaware Valley Arts Alliance Individual Artist Grant
2018 Puffin Foundation Grant
2018 Platte Clove Artist Residency
2017 MacDowell Colony Fellowship