Bizzy Coy

Who would have thought the biggest names in theater and entertainment would put their precious advertising in MY filthy hands? But it's true. I write website copy, emails, event descriptions—the whole shebang. I also jazz up lackluster job descriptions.

Off in the distance, a brand is in danger. Their writing is so dull and boring that no consumers will engage with them! Oh, the horror! That's when I swoop in to Bizzify their brand voice—uncovering an authentic, vibrant personality that takes their business to the next level.

My funny fiction regularly appears in The New Yorker, McSweeney's and across the Internet. I write plays and musicals that are both disturbing and delightful. I also read my work aloud at events, teach writing skills and generally love to hear myself talk.